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Worst day ever

Posted on 07 Jul 2022 by TheDarkestFairytale

My imaginary friendStole my unicorn,My pet phoenixTurned into flames.The voices in my headAre ignoring me,& the boogieman is drunk,With the monster hidingUnder my bed.The mad hatter lost my key& Neverland has rejected me,So you can only imagineWhat a shit day … Continue reading →

Posted in Poetry | Tagged Art, Blogging, creative-writing, fantasy, funny, Humour, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Poetry, Relationships, Rhymes | 7 Comments

Read twice

Posted on 07 Jul 2022 by TheDarkestFairytale

Glove on eagerly steady on my knees, I am ready I bite my lip and grab the shaft, skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way down to the core. a lot of effort for this chore, … Continue reading →

Posted in Poetry | Tagged Art, Blogging, creative-writing, Fun, funny, Humour, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Poetry, Relationships, Rhymes, Sex | 13 Comments

Fabricated

Posted on 03 Mar 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

I begin to imagine A life of fantasy, Separating myself From this reality. I found a place Free from war, Killing or religion Can’t open this door. It is beautiful What I see & feel, Until I realise It can … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Art, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Body, Books, business, Comets, creative-writing, Dreams, Earth, Emotion, Expectations, Facts, Fairytale, Faith, Family, fantasy, Feeling, Friends, Fun, funny, Happy, Hate, History, Home, Humanity, Humour, Imagination, Insanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Magic, media, Money, passion, People, Philosphy, Physchology, Planets, Poetry, Poetry, Politics, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Sad, Science, Sex, Society, Sociology, Stories, Travel, Truth, Violence, War, World, Writing | 10 Comments

We’re all guilty

Posted on 02 Feb 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

He is ready For hot wild sex, Whilst I’m prepared To hit the deck. I play along For his sake, I pray I manage To stay awake. He kisses & teases Moans & groans, Sitting on top I feel the … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Intimacy, Poetry | Tagged Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Comendy, Couples, creative-writing, Desire, Discover, Fun, funny, Guilty, Horney, Humour, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Lust, Marriage, Partners, passion, Poetry, Poetry, Relationships, Rhymes, rhyming, Sex, Sexy, Sleep, Truth, work, Writing | 28 Comments

Writers

Posted on 02 Feb 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

Writing isn’t a choice It’s a part of you, Tattooed into the DNA Printed onto every organ It’s a passion born to stay. Writers lead two lives One in reality, The other on paper You are the lead role and … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Art, Author, Biology, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Books, business, creative-writing, Discover, Earth, Facts, Family, fantasy, Fun, funny, Happy, Heartache, History, Humanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Music, Pain, Paranormal, passion, People, Poetry, Poetry, Questions, Quotes, Reality, Reborn, Relationships, Religion, Rhyme, Rhymes, Sad, Scfi, Science, Sharing, Space, Stories, Sun, Thoughts, Travel, Truth, Worlds, Writer, Writing | 40 Comments

Invigorating

Posted on 02 Feb 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

I’m all about unicorns, Rainbows and light, With added sarcasm And a poetic bite. I will fight for love Or anything greater, With a vocabulary like A posh drunken sailor. I’ve a sexy imagination Like a dirty damsel, I’ll be … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Art, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Couples, Crazy, creative-writing, Facts, Family, Food, Friends, Fun, funny, Happy, Home, Humanity, Humour, Insanity, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Love, Lust, Marriage, media, Music, passion, People, Physchology, Poetry, Poetry, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Rhymes, rhyming, Romance, Romantic, Sad, School, Science, Sex, Sharing, Society, Stories, Truth, work, Writing | 43 Comments

Dark energy

Posted on 01 Jan 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

You’re a chemical reactionOf poison and lust,Stitched togetherWith bad intentionsTo the crust.A magnetic pullOf dark energy,Curiously intriguingYou are to me.A combinationOf heartacheAnd smoking gold,A deadly toxinI just need to hold.You are a bad habitI don’t want to quitA delicious outsider,The … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Adultry, Art, Attraction, Bad, Badness, Biology, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Broken, creative-writing, dark, Darkmatter, darkness, Devil, Earth, Energy, Evil, Fun, funny, Happy, Hell, Humanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Live, Love, Lust, Lusting, Madness, Magic, Magnets, Matter, Mental, Mental health, passion, People, Physics, Pleasure, Poem, Poetry, Poetry, Poison, Political, Questions, Quotes, Rage, Real life, Relationships, Religion, Romance, Sad, Science, Sex, Sexy, Sharing, Society, Space, Story, Sun, Thoughts, Truth, Writing | 28 Comments

The comedown

Posted on 12 Dec 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Tonight started out good But I’ve started tripping again, Someone mixed up my drink With some kind of hallucinogen. Like Alice in Wonderland syndrome It’s messing with my perception, The rooms are changing in size Whilst unicorns block the reception. … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Alice, Art, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Clowns, Clubbing, creative-writing, Drugs, Fairies, fairtytale, Fairytale, Fairytales, funny, Happy, Humanity, Humour, Imagination, Life, Lifestyle, Lsd, Mental health, Party, passion, Poem, Poet, Poetry, Poetry, Relationships, Religion, Sad, Science, Space, Tales, Wild, Wonderland, Writer, Writing | 37 Comments

The darkest fairytale

Posted on 12 Dec 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Blackening hearts You’re no Cinderella, Walking around in stilettos Wearing only black leather. Getting lost in a forest Like Little Red Riding Hood, You can wear her innocence But baby, you’ll never be good. You are the beauty You are … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged Angel, Art, Beauty, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Books, Broken, creative-writing, dark, darkness, Demons, Disney, Dominant, Dreams, Fairytale, Fairytales, Fun, funny, Happiness, Happy, Hell, Humanity, Insanity, Leather, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Love, Nightmare, passion, People, Poetry, Poetry, Princess, Queen, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Rhyme, Rhymes, rhyming, Romance, Sad, Sadness, Sex, Stories, Thoughts, Travel, Truth, War, Wings, Writing | 33 Comments

Look twice

Posted on 01 Jan 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Glove on eagerly steady, On my knees I am ready. I bite my lip And grab the shaft, Skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way Down to the core, A lot of effort For this chore. … Continue reading →

Posted in Creative, Poetry | Tagged creative-writing, funny, Humour, Poetry, Rhyme | 9 Comments

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