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Worst day ever

My imaginary friendStole my unicorn,My pet phoenixTurned into flames.The voices in my headAre ignoring me,& the boogieman is drunk,With the monster hidingUnder my bed.The mad hatter lost my key& Neverland has rejected me,So you can only imagineWhat a shit day … Continue reading

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Read twice

Glove on eagerly steady on my knees, I am ready I bite my lip and grab the shaft, skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way down to the core. a lot of effort for this chore, … Continue reading

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Fabricated

I begin to imagine A life of fantasy, Separating myself From this reality. I found a place Free from war, Killing or religion Can’t open this door. It is beautiful What I see & feel, Until I realise It can … Continue reading

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We’re all guilty

He is ready For hot wild sex, Whilst I’m prepared To hit the deck. I play along For his sake, I pray I manage To stay awake. He kisses & teases Moans & groans, Sitting on top I feel the … Continue reading

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Writers

Writing isn’t a choice It’s a part of you, Tattooed into the DNA Printed onto every organ It’s a passion born to stay. Writers lead two lives One in reality, The other on paper You are the lead role and … Continue reading

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Invigorating

I’m all about unicorns, Rainbows and light, With added sarcasm And a poetic bite. I will fight for love Or anything greater, With a vocabulary like A posh drunken sailor. I’ve a sexy imagination Like a dirty damsel, I’ll be … Continue reading

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Dark energy

You’re a chemical reactionOf poison and lust,Stitched togetherWith bad intentionsTo the crust.A magnetic pullOf dark energy,Curiously intriguingYou are to me.A combinationOf heartacheAnd smoking gold,A deadly toxinI just need to hold.You are a bad habitI don’t want to quitA delicious outsider,The … Continue reading

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The comedown

Tonight started out good But I’ve started tripping again, Someone mixed up my drink With some kind of hallucinogen. Like Alice in Wonderland syndrome It’s messing with my perception, The rooms are changing in size Whilst unicorns block the reception. … Continue reading

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The darkest fairytale

Blackening hearts You’re no Cinderella, Walking around in stilettos Wearing only black leather. Getting lost in a forest Like Little Red Riding Hood, You can wear her innocence But baby, you’ll never be good. You are the beauty You are … Continue reading

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Look twice

Glove on eagerly steady, On my knees I am ready. I bite my lip And grab the shaft, Skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way Down to the core, A lot of effort For this chore. … Continue reading

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