Tag Archives: Humour
Worst day ever
My imaginary friendStole my unicorn,My pet phoenixTurned into flames.The voices in my headAre ignoring me,& the boogieman is drunk,With the monster hidingUnder my bed.The mad hatter lost my key& Neverland has rejected me,So you can only imagineWhat a shit day … Continue reading
Read twice
Glove on eagerly steady on my knees, I am ready I bite my lip and grab the shaft, skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way down to the core. a lot of effort for this chore, … Continue reading
Soul engineer
Fix your body Against my heart, Let your hands wander Writing passion With thoughts of art. Design my dreams Caress my flaws, Let my body sync In time with yours. Leave your love Pressed on my lips, Thrust your desire … Continue reading
Heart of wax
This heart of mine Was once a candle, It became a wildfire It was too much to handle. The flame disappeared They realised I was broken, Only silenced remained And my words unspoken. I tried to fit in this world … Continue reading
All hallows eve
All hallows eve When divides break, From dead to living From sleep to awake. The ghosts cross over To trick and treat, Observing our world From a window seat. It’s a night of magic As witches are reborn, The dead … Continue reading
Surfing gaps
I strolled through fiction To look for the truth, Masked in fairy-tales From the root of a tooth. I stood at a distance Hiding in others eyes, Kissing their dreams As fire in disguise. Risks didn’t break me I was … Continue reading
Bored specimen
I don’t feel pleased Or even desired, There’s no passion I am not inspired I need excitement The rush of adrenaline, I am nothing more Than a bored specimen. As the world ticks And steals my tocks, I’m swimming in … Continue reading
The heart thinks as the brain beats.
I wish I could find a love As overactive as my mind, Spontaneously crazy Obsessively curious Artistically designed. I’d sculpture my heart Just like these rhymes, Full of truth and soul Unpredictably addicted To each & every line. If my … Continue reading
Quest for sanity
I’ve been chasing reality In a dose of mayhem, Lost all my sanity I can’t remember when. Chasing these memories Around every bend, Running this maze Trying to reach the end. Time has frozen still In my quest to find … Continue reading
Alternative fairytale
I’m not an angel Nor the devil, I’m just stranger Than other people. I will never be A damsel in distress, I’ll more likely be A dragon in a dress. I’m not a siren Nor a witch, I’ll ride a … Continue reading
Mind fuck
I’ll play the lead In your dirty book, Feel the sensation Off this mind fuck. You can see me here In-between the lines, I’m behind the cover On page sixty-nine. Read each verse To feel me within, This isn’t a … Continue reading
Recipe for coffee
Double the caffeine A teaspoon of sarcasm Mixed with, Inappropriate humour A dash of profanity. With a sprinkle Of cinnamon thoughts. K
Disguise
Open your eyes To existence, Shadows scatter Into the distance. Touched & tamed By depression itself, Masking reflection In someone else. Darkness comforts As walls bleed, In a garden of cold Full of weeds. Echoes whisper What I can’t hear, … Continue reading
We’re all guilty
He is ready For hot wild sex, Whilst I’m prepared To hit the deck. I play along For his sake, I pray I manage To stay awake. He kisses & teases Moans & groans, Sitting on top I feel the … Continue reading
I will
I will write I will sing Let me see What my rhymes Will bring. I will run I will dance I’ll give this world Every chance. I will fight & never fail, I’ll live my life As the darkest Fairytale. … Continue reading
Memories
Do you remember Being you & free, Building those sandcastles Swimming in the sea. Playing on our skates And making dens This was our fun, We didn’t need Technology back then. Having no care in the world We was running … Continue reading
Overthinker
My minds evolving Or getting more lost, With no consideration For the sanity it’s cost. Unrealistic theories It strings together, Glad I’m not immortal I couldn’t do this forever. Like a black hole Sucking in every idea, It’s planned every … Continue reading
Expectations vs reality
All I ever wanted Was butterflies Magic & rainbows. This was mistranslated, As I received chaos Insanity, darkness & blows after blows. I wanted the freedom Of dancing in the meadows, Singing with the birds Whilst the fish Nibble my … Continue reading
Mr time
He is judging me The man called time, Waving his hands at me Because he’s holding mine. Moving the dials forward He will not go back, The only time I see the past Is through the flashbacks. I can hear … Continue reading
Creative reality
I’m more creative When I’m dying inside, The dark side is honest With the tears cried. I’ve a touch of insanity Keeping me sane, So I ride this rollercoaster Filled with blood & pain. Normal gets boring As I’m filled … Continue reading
The comedown
Tonight started out good But I’ve started tripping again, Someone mixed up my drink With some kind of hallucinogen. Like Alice in Wonderland syndrome It’s messing with my perception, The rooms are changing in size Whilst unicorns block the reception. … Continue reading
Look twice
Glove on eagerly steady, On my knees I am ready. I bite my lip And grab the shaft, Skim round the edge With real craft. I tease my way Down to the core, A lot of effort For this chore. … Continue reading
The Darkest Fairytale 